OhMiBod Naughtibod
Ok let’s take a minute and think about this.
This is a vibrator that plugs into any headphone jack and pulsates along to the music. Many people that are attracted to me happen to be musicians.
If I happen to fall into a long-term (but still open) relationship with one of these characters I would buy this for them (to use on me) for their birthday. Toy cord connects to the amp, other part of the cord connects to the speaker while said person is playing, and voila! They will officially be able to say they were literally able to make someone come with their musical skills.
Just saying, I make up the raddest sex games.
I like the way you think.
Dear Future Girlfriend: there will be at least 6 of these stashed. Especially if you’re a squirter lol
wow.
Hmmm interesting gadget…. I wonder what me playing a bass line, would do for a woman with this thing. Squirters could have a field day with this.
I want to be the reason you touch yourself at night.
(Source: julianplowden)
